Ahoy Benway Bunnies lovers, and enemies silently festering in the background (what, you thought you were being inconspicuous?)! I've only JUST managed to evade Interpol's agents by using deceptively complicated Goonies-style boobytraps. As long as you and I don't double under pressure (fear is the mind killer!) I can continue lowering the standards of fiction on a weekly basis - and seeing how this week's story involves Angela skanking it up with jailbait, I've already made good on my end!
I know deep down some of you harbor an unhealthy interest in my personal life (don't worry about, I know it's an occupational hazard), so once a week I try to remember and write about something totally exciting that's happened to me. More often than not I've just sat around, naked, watching Antiques Roadshow or playing Tetris, which makes things difficult. Usually I'm happy to appear all interesting and alluring, but I've got to draw the line when that sort of information involves my professional life.
While I don't mind bearing all (the neighbours can attest to that), I learned last year it may lead to dire consequences - i.e., the universe giving you a karmic caning. So all I'm going to say is that my unexpected absence had to do with my mother's recent death and the inevitable problems that've arisen from it. What, you think a well-adjusted person would be inspired to write about sex-starved eight-year-olds (Abigail) and medical students with an unhealthy interest in necrophilia (Kathleen)?
Thanks to my God-given gift of bad timing, Benway Bunnies was put on hold just as a crazed reader (she's crazy, an Eskimo, and allergic to fish!) nominated it for the Blogette award. Even though I know it isn't going to win (ballot stuffers off the starboard bow!), I'd still feel like the most important person in YOUR life if you voted for it anyway.
All you have to do is pop open this link (or cast your eyes towards the information to your right in the Monthly Poll box), check the box for Benway Bunnies, and cast your vote.
So this is the PERFECT time for YOU to draw attention to the site! While you can't vote twice, your can threaten, bribe, and seduce other people to vote FOR you using their IP addresses! You don't need dignity here; shove your family, friends, and dead relatives over there with the promise of a totally hot Angela story (and if that doesn't work, tell them it's WILDLY EXPLICIT SEX STORY with HARDCORE SIXTY-NINE ACTION GOING ON!). OOPS, I gave away this week's not-so-secret theme!
Normally I make a point of not working with the same character in the span of two months, ESPECIALLY since in this case she was only introduced just two updates ago (Good Catholic). Thanks to being the mental equivalent of a ten-year-old, however, I noticed that I was one story away from having sixty-nine sitting in the folder. I'm not afraid to admit it, I'm immature. I'm SO fucking immature that I STILL SNICKER whenever I hear Bing Crosby sing '...make the Yuletide gay...' in Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.
So, it was only natural when I ended up shouting 'OH MY GOD THE NEXT STORY IS SIXTY-NINE! IT HAS TO BE A SEX STORY!' at R, who didn't seem that shocked by my logic (he's used to it by now). Not having had a 'proper' sex scene since Good Idea (Made Not Born and Extra Credit don't count because both scenes are interrupted) I thought it was time to get gratuitous again. Easier said than done, but I remained deluded to THE VERY LAST SECOND (business as usual!).
This week's story, Third Base, is a conscious effort to put a distance between older and newer work. I made a point of really limiting myself to ensure I wouldn't repeat previous mistakes and fall into the same rhythm found in more dated pieces, and because I did I REALLY think that the story is BETTER for it (and I didn't have to sacrifice any of the explicit content, honest!).
While Third Base can be classified as a 'sex story' (please don't use 'erotica' when describing my work, ever!) the main character, Angela, doesn't actually have an orgasm. Because, let's face it, if you have any experience in taking part of the mythic '69' position you'll know first hand that's it's REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT to enjoy getting eaten out when you're focused on giving head at the same time. That minor point might not seem like a big deal in the larger scheme of things, but I consider that tiny difference evolutionary.
Like I said earlier, I hadn't originally intended to with work with Angela again so quickly, but I was desperate. I was going to use an idea I've been sitting on for months, but by the time I popped open Word everything went blank. I had to discard two other stories (sorry Magdalena, I promise you'll have a new sex adventure with Rocky soon!) before finally settling on Angela. So, really, the entire 'dude this is the sixty-ninth story with sixty-nine going on' is coincidental, but a nice surprise (and the first sixty-nine scene on Benway Bunnies!).
I'm pretty proud of Third Base because I managed to achieve two things: strengthen narration with some minor editing and rewriting, and NOT USE THE SAME CLICHED WORDS I TYPICALLY USE WHEN WRITING SEX SCENES (there is no 'throbbing', at least not in a sexual context - HA!). For a story that I felt was somewhat rough around the edges when I began it, I'm pleased with how things panned out after I bit the bullet and gave it some uncharacteristic tweaking (I really hate rewriting shit, which is an obstacle I'm just going to have to get over).
In Third Base we find Angela doing what she does best - exploiting someone! When she isn't stealing shoes from men she's slept with she's preying on barely legal teenagers. I got into the dynamic between her and 'the kid' pretty easily, so don't be surprised if a part two eventually pops up with the same characters - Angela does anal! As Rhiannon would say, 'SEXY!'...unless she was talking about Angela then she would say 'ANTIBIOTICS!'.
To read Third Base simply click here. If you want to go the long route and find her other story, Good Catholic, simply click on the Misc. Sexy Girls link within the Fiction section of the site. Both Third Base and Good Catholic are located under the 2005 header. And once you finish (READING, you pervert!) be sure to vote for Benway Bunnies in the Blogette award...and force everyone you know to do it too.
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