Solange and Ursula, while roommates at college, realize that the best way to succeed in life is to do the opposite of what their communist professors say, and get into the free market for themselves.
Since their areas of expertise are international terrorism and blowing things up, respectively, any potential business opportunities are bound to result in mayhem.
Accidentally acquiring another pair of trustees made up of a homeless misanthrope and an convent initiate, the plan to abduct the teenage heir to a media empire goes quickly awry.