http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Explicit sex, unjustified violence, supernatural sleaze and ATARI video games: Benway Bunnies - making fiction sexier one week at a time. en-us benwaybunnies@operamail.com 2006-09-04T01:59:16+00:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000030.php I had this amazingly, awesomely funny update written up and ready to go (hey, it featured a joke about Greg Evigan! That's like real internet humor!) and then my computer spazzed and I lost it. I was going to insert a joke about 'things could be worse' with the punchline... 30@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Non-Fiction 2006-09-04T01:59:16+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000022.php You-know-who (and for those of you who don't, I'm talking about JESUS) is taking a break from update duty (which is the written equivalent of peeling potatoes) to focus on leisure pursuits like sitting still while staring at the wall instead this week, so I'm left to try and fill... 22@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-10-08T20:11:43+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000021.php I have the esteemed pleasure of writing this update while hyped up on six cups of caffeinated coffee, and I'm so goddamn wired I'm about to start twitching like I've got some sort of nervous disorder. The fact that this update involves Ostia (who is, quite possibly, more manic than... 21@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-10-01T16:28:35+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000020.php Ah, fuck me. It's way to early for me to be writing this shit, and I'm way too fucking rusty to convince myself otherwise. Even after my first cup of coffee I'm still half-asleep, and much like a magpie I'm attracted to SHINY THINGS. I'm getting distracted by the sunrise... 20@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Benway Bunnies 2005-09-24T10:42:43+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000019.php I'm tired. I'm tired and I'm hungry. I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm sleepy AND I stupidly said that I was going to write the update for this week "early" so that A* would have plenty of warning if I needed to bail out on doing it again like... 19@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Band 2005-08-13T23:53:19+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000018.php Due to a severe injury I was unable to do any work this week. I tried to convince R to take photo evidence of what I'm sure was a near-fatal wound, but it was decided that it was simply too horrific and gruesome to document (so you can tell Rotten.Com... 18@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-08-06T01:12:10+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000017.php I'm desperately trying to shirk the responsibly of writing an update on R, but he's not having it. I could use some sort of bogus excuse like 'I'M EMOTIONALLY FRAIL AFTER THE PREGNANCY SCARE' if I could, but A) I've never been good at lying, B) it happened earlier this... 17@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Co-Ed Witches 2005-07-30T16:29:34+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000016.php http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping 16@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-07-23T09:39:33+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000015.php http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping 15@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Creepy Family 2005-07-16T00:56:50+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000014.php My mother died before she could accept the award for WORST MOTHER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Thanks to her parenting skills, I refused to sleep without a nite-light until I was fourteen (expecting mothers: YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE YOUR CHILD THE CHOICE OF WATCHING NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD OR... 14@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Kidnap Coalition 2005-07-09T19:04:11+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000013.php I woke up screaming just after three this morning from a dream I couldn't remember, tearing into blankets partially covering me as the fan rocked against the roof (note to R: please let's get it fixed before we have a Donnie Darko moment involving a ceiling fan instead of engine.)... 13@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Benway Bunnies 2005-07-02T16:09:29+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000012.php Both of us have been feeling pretty burned out for the last few days or so - A just managed to complain about it first, which means I'm stuck trying to write an update for her because she felt unable to do it just slightly earlier than I did.... 12@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Co-Ed Witches 2005-06-25T17:18:53+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000011.php Blame R, it's all his fault. If he hadn't downloaded over two thousand NES ROMS for me then maybe this week's story would've been on time. It's not MY fault, it's not Dr. Mario's fault (can you believe that my parents NEVER BOUGHT ME THE GAME?! That's a form of... 11@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-06-11T23:47:58+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000010.php Ahoy Benway Bunnies lovers, and enemies silently festering in the background (what, you thought you were being inconspicuous?)! I've only JUST managed to evade Interpol's agents by using deceptively complicated Goonies-style boobytraps. As long as you and I don't double under pressure (fear is the mind killer!) I can continue... 10@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-06-04T14:56:59+00:00 http://www.benwaybunnies.com/updates/archives/000008.php I've come to dread Saturdays - NOT because they're my weekly deadline for new work, and NOT because you'll find me racing around the house shouting 'OH, FUCK, I NEED A STORY!' at 11:59 PM on Friday night. I live in fear of the weekend because of the journal entry... 8@http://www.benwaybunnies.com/ Misc. Sexy Girls 2005-05-07T19:40:18+00:00