You've managed to find your way, possibly under the influence of alcohol or drugs, to the part of the site that actually contains my writing. Before you go and read any of it, be sure that you're completely aware that the work presented here contains what could be referred to as EXTREMELY ADULT CONTENT with GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SEX AND VIOLENCE, often in UNUSUAL WAYS.
Obviously, if you're a teenage boy you probably aren't even still reading this disclaimer, but if you're UNDER THE AGE OF 18 or not CONSIDERED AN ADULT BY YOUR LOCAL, REGIONAL OR NATIONAL LAW then you need to LEAVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY and GO AND DO WHATEVER YOUNG PEOPLE DO THESE DAYS, just not while or after looking at anything on my site other than THIS MESSAGE.
Please note that underage readers are still expected to BECOME ADULTS QUICKLY and BUY MY BOOKS AS SOON AS THEY GET PUBLISHED, because to do otherwise would be WORSE THAN DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL to become A DRUG DEALER OR OTHER CRIMINAL.
STUPID RUNNING GAGS that AREN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY and RELY COMPLETELY ON TEXT FORMATTING aside, the material on this part of the site is (especially) inappropriate for children, and by going any further you certify that you're not only over 18 (or regionally applicable age), but also one of the three people in the entire world who actually reads disclaimers and abides by them.
Stories are organized by various character associations listed below. The text accompanying each should give you a basic idea of what to expect and serve as a brief introduction to each.